I Hate Easter
Set aside the fact that it’s a single religion’s holiday. In theory, the point is to celebrate a guy’s return to the land of the living. So how do we celebrate? By bringing everyone’s living to a screeching halt by shutting everything down. I have all of two days in any given week during which I can get shit done, and I’m screwed out of one of them because one religion celebrates in a completely contradictory manner and imposes it upon everyone else. Fuck that.