Big Brother Conundrum
So the viewers get to decide which evicted houseguest will return to the Big Brother house. And because this show is my guilt-free pleasure every year, I must vote. But I’m stuck.
On the one hand, if one were to vote based upon who deserves to re-enter the house, one should vote for Parker, since the only reason he’s gone is because everyone wanted Jen out of the house.
On the other hand, if one were to vote based upon fucking with the remaining houseguests, one should vote for Allison, who was only just evicted (and unanimously, no less).
So speak up, Big Brother people. I know you’re out there. Should I vote based upon who deserves to return, or based upon whose return would fuck with the house as much as possible?