Old FURIOUS nads! by The One True b!X

FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper once advised Sheriff Harry S. Truman to give yourself a present, once every day. This is not quite that, but yesterday I did order a reward for myself for continuing to suffer what my lungs are inflicting upon me as vengeance for my years of smoking.

Today I am operating on almost no sleep, since overnight I was spasmed awake every fifteen to twenty minutes by raging fits of cough, some productive and some not. My diaphragm feels like it’s been ripped to shreds, and somehow I have to make it through the rare eight-hour day at work without falling asleep.