Best. Cult. Ever.
Some news stories just get better with each paragraph. In this case we’re faced with a Russian doomsday cult.
Several of its members had been hiding out in a cave, but the last of them finally came out due to the two rotting corpses in there with them.
They were in there to begin with because the cult leader told them to be in there. He tells his followers that when they die, they will get to decide who goes to heaven and who goes to hell.
Said cult leader himself was not in the cave, preferring instead to hide out in a house somewhere nearby.
He recently was hospitalized “after he beat himself over the head repeatedly with a wooden stick” in an alleged suicide attempt.
Honestly, I’m fairly certain I could read and re-read this story all night and not become tired of it.