Black Mama, White Mama
Philippine locations enhance this melodrama centering on a women’s rehabilitation compound.
- Pam Grier wearing a slinky red dress into women’s prison.
- Margaret Markov being eyed by a guard, as another guard calls out, “Okay, strip ‘em and get ‘em wet!”
- “If she digs you, things in here can be a Hell of a lot easier.”
- The matron wears very very short and very very yellow shorts.
- They are dubbing over the swearing.
- The matron is wiping her nose on the other matron’s hair.
- Now all the prisoners are wearing very very short and very very yellow shorts.
- Pam Grier is starting a food fight with Margaret Markov.
- Girl fight! Girl fight! Yellow shorts everywhere!
- “You’ve been asking for it. A day in the oven. A terrorist and a hooker. You two should have lots to talk about.”
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov, naked in the oven, bumping into each other.
- They’re blurring out the boobs.
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov chained together for transport to maximum security in the city.
- Guerrillas attacking the prison bus! Pam Grier and Margaret Markov attack the matron with the chain!
- Funky escape music!
- Are those dresses or slightly-long t-shirts?
- “We’re trying to set this island free! What the Hell, you’re black, don’t you understand that?!”
- Girl fight! GIrl fight! Yellow t-shirt dresses everywhere! Slap! Slap!
- Lavender underpants showing!
- Oh, man. This movie is only half an hour old.
- Are those nuns men?
- Nope, women. Pam Grier and Margaret Markov just attacked them and stole their habits.
- They are hitching a ride with an alcoholic trucker.
- Now this fat bad guy seems to be shocking some woman, but they aren’t showing it so I’m not certain.
- The alcoholic truck driver just crashed, and now can see the chain holding Pam Grier and Margaret Markov together.
- “What’s that?” “It’s a charm bracelet!” *punch*
- Happy flower-carrying nuns who are really escaped women prisoners music!
- Still nuns, Pam Grier and Margaret Markov ride the bus… and some real nuns board!
- “You screw up this deal for me, I’ll kill you!” *dirty look from real nuns*
- Roadblock! Busted! Escape! Hit the cop with a guitar!
- Fake nuns showing leg as they run!
- Fake nuns no more. Aborted girl fight! Back to yellow t-shirt dresses.
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov find a cabin in the woods with naked people inside.
- But all they do is steal food.
- The fat bad guy has women with blurry breasts.
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov find tools to cut the chain! But also, a sleeping sleazy man.
- “I like schoolgirls!”
- Sleazy man knows who they are and wants the reward. Paws at Margaret Markov. “You’re going to be nice to Luis?”
- Sleazy man attacks! Margaret Markov knees him! Pam Grier kills him!
- Margaret Markov says, “Shit!” But it’s dubbed out.
- Set fire to the work shack! Burn the body! Run away, still chained!
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov chased through woods by dogs. Another shack! With a puppy!
- Margaret Markov takes off her underpants! Puts them on the puppy and scares it off into the woods!
- Underpants puppy nabbed by guerrillas. Underpants recognized. “By sight or smell?”
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov find a boat, but a drunk rock-throwing guy is guarding it.
- Margarte Markox lures him with her giggling and lack of underpants.
- Margaret Markov, even.
- Stand-off between guerrillas and bad guys!
- Is that Bill Richardson in fatigues?
- Guerrilla Bill Richardson and Lanky Hat Guy chase each other slowly through hanging laundry. Tense!
- Guerrilla Bill Richardson wins!
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov, on the other side of the river, pick and eat hanging fruit.
- Margaret Markov sees her guerrillas! Reunited! Guerrilla Bill Richardson shoots off the chain.
- “We wanted to return this.” Margaret Markov has underpants again!
- Fat Bad Guy sets a trap at the boat Pam Grier is heading towards.
- Gay Vest Bad Guy struts around the docks.
- Oh, he’s Gay Vest Guerrilla, arriving with the other guerrillas.
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov have real clothes again. Guerrillas wondering where everyone is. Trap!
- “Smells like an ambush.”
- Pam Grier and Margaret Markov look dreamily at each other for goodbye.
- Gunfight! Hey, wait, did one bad guy just shoot another bad guy via bad aim?
- Guerrilla Bill Richardson sneaks around back. Pam Grier escapes deadly blast! Random white guy with Pam has a gun!
- Pam Grier gets to the boat with random white guy! MARGARET MARKOV IS SHOT THROUGH THE CHEST!
- Guerrilla Bill Richardson discovers Margaret Markov is dead! Sad. Shoots and blows up orange jeep of bad guys!
- Boat escapes! Cops arrive! Guerrilla Bill Richardson escapes into alleys!
- Cops and civilians look at dead bad bodies, now all conveniently lined up in a row. Head cop sees dead Margaret Markov.
- “I’ll be a major before dinner.”
End of movie.