Big Dummy
Twilight. I’m confused.
by Channing Frye
I’m just a guy venting. It’s a wildly famous book and series, but all I want to know is what am I missing? Did Bella watch too many episodes of Blade or what? Please, let me know. I’m trying to understand why we don’t write a book called “Big Dummy” starring Bella co-starring a herd of rabid moose.
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