Stop Worshipping False b!Xes
“Apparently there is only One True b!X,” wrote Joss Whedon in 2006, “and we should stop worshipping false b!Xes.” And so, in the spirit of having recently added “all packaging, no product” to my Twitter bio, why not nominate me for a Shorty Award in the user-created category of Best Bix on Twitter?
Be sure, when tweeting your nomination, to include some sort of reason (any reason will do), otherwise the nomination will be discounted.
In the end, of course, the entire category will be discounted, but perhaps in the meantime someone will buy themselves some photo prints, or decide to completely throw away their hard-earned money by buying me an iPad and some ridiculously expensive camera gear.
Don’t let any false b!Xes sweep in and steal this entirely unofficial, completely pointless, eventually discarded, user-created, shamelessly self-promotional Shorty Awards category. Nominate me today!